In spite of all my rumblings, I'm proud of my kids. As a father I've learned that it pays to pay very close attention to them and the way they handle things.

I don't want them growing up to be assholes that I have to be ashamed of, so I try, along with their mother, to teach them values and shit.

I noticed that no matter how bothersome her little sister was, Caitie always treated her with the care of an older sister. Kid has class.

It was the same with the boys. ...