By the next morning I'd all but forgotten about him because of all the shit I had going on in my house. Mengele woke me up at the ass crack of dawn with her shit.

Kat was miserable because one of our kids was currently living on her kidney or some shit and my boys were trying to tear my house off the foundation. Regular Monday morning fare in the Lyon household.

"Anybody miss the bus they're walking." Dead silence for a split second and then a stampede. The only one who ...