"Colton, don't forget you have an appointment at the school today. I told them you'll be there in the afternoon so..."

"Why am I going there again? Which one of your kids fucked up?"

"The principal didn't say it was anything like that, just that she needed to speak to you about something important."

"And I'm the one going because..."

"They said it had to be you. Of course I can pack up the four kids and the dog and head over there ...