"Ooh I forgot in all the excitement, I have my car back."

"Really?"

"Yep, mommy and Grimmy were playing a trick on daddy. Wanna go for a spin?"

"Not right now, we should wait until your parents are home. You keep forgetting there's a houseful of babies and only your grandparents here to watch over them."

This was like her third attempt to get me out of the house and away from everyone. I know what she's doing, but I also know it's ...