"Are you sure about this?"

"Hank, nobody stays in hospital for a week after giving birth these days. Even the Duchess of Cambridge only spent seven hours after having her last child."

"I give a... I don't care what she did and her husband could be a halfwit for all I know. Are you well enough to leave the hospital?"

"Yes sir. The baby and I both have clearance."

"Smart ass!"

I wasn't too jazzed about us staying in ...