“Right, the idiot boy that you swear is the best thing since sliced bread, and your daughter decided she wants to spend the rest of her life with is whipped as f*ck. He spent the last few days moaning and groaning about her wanting her dress from this place, and that’s the only place that’ll do. And since my kid wants what she wants, I have to get it for her.”

“The f*cking pandemic has made it damn near impossible to go anywhere, so the plans I was making ...