“What we doing here, man?” Leonardo quizzed for the umpteenth time since we walked inside this nightclub.

Now we're up in the VIP lounge, settling on the couches, surrounded by the most scandalous erotic shit and he still seemed clueless.

“I don't know. We're probably here to…read books. You wanna ask those strippers if they've got any books to read?” I was already busting into laughter before ending my words.

Leonard's face squeezed. “C’mon, man. Be serious. What are we ...