"I don't think it's smart of you to be pissing off Ted," Irma said.

"I think it will be a while before Ted is thinking about pissing," Jen let her tongue dangle. It gave her a charmingly insane look.

"Well, as long as you figure out what is going on with Bob before Ted kills you."

"Bob is chasing after a cow in full rut," Nick said. "I smelled her myself."

Irma peered down her nose at Nick. "I find that highly unlikely."

"You aren't just a bit jealous, are ...