Ira decided he would ask Wiki to help him write the multiple murder report from home. He did not wish to be hanging around any longer than was necessary. He approached a junior clerk in the administration office and, as promised, began to log Mary-Anne Fowler's complaint.

"Well, if it isn't Eye-Ruh, back in town harassing the hard-working officers of the constabulary," said Richard Dixon, incorrectly pronouncing Ira.

Ira looked straight ahead, not bothering to ...