He did not just call me fat and Fanny in the same sentence. I spun back, good mood turned to snarling anger, and found Deputy Jillian Wagner smiling at me, shaking her head. Once I discovered Jill couldn't stand Robert either, I'd invited her over for coffee and her best advice hit me with that smile.

Do not engage the troll.

Instead, I paused next to her and completely ignored my cousin who glared at us. Jill took a break, her blonde ponytail tucked ...