Go fetch.

See to it.

He's insane, and if he values the tiny little appendage between his legs, he'll rethink keeping me here. So the hot peppers backfired. My next plan won't. Now I just need to come up with another plan.

"Who are you?" a female voice asks from behind me. I turn and my mouth drops open. Before me is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Her facial features are those of a pixy. Tiny nose, high cheekbones, and a mountain of braided hair so ...