If I could be right just once, it might help in dealing with my mate. No, I'm not killing a woman.

Beck and I don't bathe. We give the women time to enjoy the water. If Marinah doesn't like my smell, too bad. War is not the time for roses.

"We need to grab the kittens on the way out," Marinah tells me when they're finally ready to leave.

"We are not taking the kittens with us."

Twenty minutes later, we collect them. Maybe we need a marriage counselor ...