"Stop manhandling me you Mickey Mouse megalomaniac. I can walk unassisted," Shelby snarls.

Where does she come up with this shit? "Not a chance. I'll see you to the next door and then meet you at the side of the jail where they'll release you."

"Into your custody? What exactly does that mean?"

"It means that I'm responsible for you until the judge releases me of that responsibility. If you break the law, it's on me. If you think for one moment I'm happy about this ...