From: Nick.Hoffman@us.gov.org

To: Beth.Hoffman@mymail.com

Dear Stubborn Beth,

You're not listening. This guy is bad for you. You'll be bored within a year if you marry him. I know he hasn't asked yet but I can read between the lines. You can't marry him without me there, so I may never come home. I know in your stubbornness you will react irrationally if I try to tell you what to do. You have always been the most obstinate baby/girl/woman I know. I'm asking you to ...