"She's in good condition and so is the baby considering neither has been examined since the child's birth," Carlo, also known as Dr. Santos, says scathingly. Santos is Moon's friend. "Beth needs more fluids, which I spoke to her about. If you are still here in two weeks, I'll get a new weight to make sure the baby is progressing normally. Beth told me your brother and his girlfriend helped deliver the baby via Google. I'm not usually one for practicing medicine found on the Internet ...