Earlier in the day I passed Sofia on the stairway and she stopped me with a firm look and raised eyebrows. "You're one idiot for passing up the chance to take a nap in the middle of the day with your woman. Just saying," she adds before continuing upstairs.

Yeah, I'm a man with a thick skull and it takes me thirty seconds to figure out what she's talking about. I think back to the conversation about the nap and Beth's flushed cheeks. I realized tonight was the night and my dick ...