Fallon

"Nope!" I held my hands in the air and started walking backwards, maneuvering my way through crowds on the boardwalk. "This is where I draw the line. I'm not a stalker!"

"But you could be." My friend Maggie nodded her head vigorously. "You just need to fully commit to the idea."

"Of going to prison?"

"Oh, please." She rolled her eyes, gaining on me. If I turned and ran from my best friend and then hid in a trash can would that make me lose best ...