ROMAN

"Yes, Roman, I have the information you need. Well, the truth is that this seems like a legitimate claim and it would be best if you did a private DNA test just to avoid that court appearance. Don't contact her directly or send her any money—that'll only be an admission of guilt. Until we can prove whether or not you're her unborn child's father, you don't owe her a thing."

I sigh and down another glass of scotch. This has to be one of the most fucked up days of my entire existence. ...