Wednesday, April 11th

Michael called ten days later and announced that the vampires were coming home. "Kateesha wasn't there, after all. I hear Claudius is pissed the fuck off. Anyway, I don't know when he'll want you back again, but could be any day."

Two days later Patrick sat on the floor eating noodles. Hailey lay on the couch, a box of Chinese takeaway in her hand, her eyes on the television. The TV audience broke into laughter and so did she. "Oh my god! Did you ...