He blew out a stream of cigarette smoke and watched it drift toward the ceiling. Hailey was in the bathroom having an "after sex pee" as she called it.

Fucking charming.

He closed his eyes and tried to conjure his fantasy Hailey. She giggled, her cheeks tinted an appropriate pink, then she said, "ignore it and fuck me."

The toilet flushed and the real Hailey waddled back to the bedroom and stopped next to the bed. She'd thrown a t-shirt on, but her breasts ...