"To be prepared for war is the most effective means of preserving peace. Mind and body," he said smugly.

"To be a sober prick is the most effective means of getting on my..." a belch bubbled out from deep in my stomach, taking power out of my words.

"I too am human, you've been to a party no doubt. Libations and such."

"If you mean drinking till my ex-girlfriend will fuck me, then yes. You can call that a..."

Easy Lex, slow down. Don't forget, Jasmine hit you ...