"What probably happened is that you saw a black woman walking down the street in this neighborhood and you're the one who got suspicious. Officer, you cannot imagine how many Fourteenth Amendment cases I've tried and won."

The officer's face changed from red to a pale.

"Indeed, I am an attorney," Tim said. "I'll need your badge number."

The officer handed Tim a card. "She didn't have any identification on her."

"This isn't apartheid South Africa," Tim ...