"Sister. This is Tim Singleton."

"Mr. Singleton! I just wrote you a letter of thanks. Did you receive the receipts and IRS form? I sent them."

"Oh yes, I got those a while back."

"Mr. Singleton, you have no idea how much your gift has helped our school. I hope you don't have a problem with the amount. I'm aware that the value of your donation is much less than what you actually paid for the items. But I believe they gave an excellent—"

"I wasn't calling ...