"You're not eating your cabbage Hayden. You need your veggies to build your strength."

"Hmph. But I don't need gas at three A.M."

He shrugged. "I don't mind doing a Dutch oven with you."

She grimaced. "You better not put your head under the covers. That's gross."

"I think a man should know how horrible his woman's farts are."

"Okay, changing the subject… So how was work today?"

He paused and looked thoughtfully into the distance. "My ...