Carmella pulled off his shirt to expose Raj's tan and pink chest and abdomen and found two gray and tan tentacles whipping around in the air. They seemed to be reaching behind them.

"What's wrong now?" Ma yelled.

Carmella couldn't let Ma see the tentacles because she was a crazy bitch with a loaded rifle. "Uh, he had a spider under his shirt." She dragged herself into the house and fumbled with Raj's shirt, pulling it back onto his body and swaddling him in one of her ...