"Well what the hell am I supposed to talk about?" he asked out loud.

"You don't have to think of a topic!" someone said. "Just don't sit there looking like a dumbass."

"Ask them what they do."

Christopher looked up. "I already know what they do."

"That's only because you're perving them." It was their word for watching people on the security camera.

Christopher blushed. "No. Ashleigh told me what they do."

"Pretend that she didn't tell you." ...