"Anny Pee!"

Vee looked up, startled as Sally hurtled toward her, chubby legs pumping faster than Vee thought a toddler should go. She reached out and scooped the baby up, settling her on her lap. She gave Sally a stern look and said, "I'm sorry, but did you just call me Aunty Pee? As in urine? Do you have any idea who you're talking to, child? I could have you executed for such disrespect."

Sally just giggled and grabbed at Vee's long straight hair, burying her fingers ...