Jack noticed the beautiful brunette enter the bar but was only mildly interested. He preferred blondes with long legs and big breasts. His friend James, on the other hand, went on night and day about how he wished he could find a beautiful brunette.

James was kind of a dunce when it came to women, or at least that was what Jack thought. Jack could walk into any bar and leave with at least one phone number, usually more than one. He didn't understand how James was still a ...