As it turns out, marriages are not at all difficult to end. At least not if you're a Sanctuary Warlord. I stand at my wedding ceremony, wearing only a shirt, and smothering a yawn that's so wide I feel it right down to my toes. If Diogo didn't have such a tight hold on my arm I would probably collapse in a puddle at his feet and sleep through the ceremony.

After he kissed me, he left the bedroom, allowing me a few hours of sleep. Before leaving, he said, "The window has been ...