"No, no, no! You're doing it all wrong!" complained Arnaldo.

"You know, when I asked you to help me with this whole Matt thing, this was not what I had in mind," groaned Laura, turning around and glaring annoyingly at the young Caglione who was sitting on her bed.

"What the hell does this even have to do with-c-co-cou-"

"Courting."

"Yes, that!"

"An essential part of courting is seduction," he explained easily and calmly, standing up from the bed. ...