Stephanie's eyes flew open wide as a smile spread across her face. "You're pregnant?"

"No!" I said, suddenly shocked. She was a pediatric surgeon, after all, and was used to dealing with pregnant women. "No, I'm just not feeling well. Now, if you'll excuse me " I said, heading toward the bathroom, not waiting for an answer.

"Honey, if you're pregnant, we can help you," Stephanie said, following me down the hallway. That was the last thing I needed.

"I'm not ...