"And I don't know that, Dona Claudia?" I agreed, laughing.

No one doubted Simone had terrible taste in men.

My friend shoved me into her room and left, returning moments later with a banana and a can of condensed milk. I was sitting on her bed. Simone sat beside me.

"We're not worrying about size because I only have dwarf bananas."

"The last time I tried was with a small one. Yours is..." I started laughing. "Funny. Just so you know, what I saw between Fred's legs is three times bigger than ...