"No I said afternoon garden chic, not wild jungle chic!" I bark down the phone, pacing around the room in my black sling-backs.

Jackie calls from the other side of the room. "Oh god, I hope they don't screw it up."

Placing my hand over the phone receiver, I call out to her. "Do you think this is the first wedding I've planned? Trust me on this, I'm not going to let you down."

I take my hand off the receiver. "And flowers. The room needs to scream flowers, ...