Olivia

It's the first time that I'm traveling without my kids. I'm so worried about them that I'm almost lactating. Almost. Thank God I'm not lactating. That would ruin the dress that Rosalind forced me to wear. It's a blue sheath dress, which supposedly matches my eyes. I've got two pairs of Spanx under it so that I don't have any "bulges", and I'm having a hard time breathing.

I'm pretty sure my colon has been pushed up behind my lungs.

My kingdom for a ...