Olivia

I'm creating an Excel spreadsheet.

I don't know how to create an Excel spreadsheet.

I'm sitting at my desk, pretending to create an Excel spreadsheet, and I've sweated through my clothes. Luckily my makeup is made up of some kind of nuclear waste material that's completely waterproof.

I've been in the office for two hours. Rock disappeared as soon as we got here, mumbling something about Brazil and the Arctic Circle. His assistants told me to ...