Olivia

"That was great. He's not attracted to you at all!" Bessie announces with glee when the lifeguards get me to shore and drop me on the rocky beach. I gasp for breath under the weight of the wet modesty suit.

Vern is dropped on to the beach next to me, but he's a billionaire, so he's whisked away by butlers and other kinds of staff. I've got Bessie and Rosalind.

"I thought you were a goner," Rosalind says.

"I've never seen anything like it," Bessie ...