Beatrice

"I'm going to kill him," Rock announces.

"No, I'm going to kill him," Cole insists.

"Neither of you is going to kill him," I say.

"Good, then I get to kill him," Bessie says.

Everyone wants to kill him, but since I just got married, I don't want my husband to wind up in jail for murder. "No one's going to kill him," I say. "He's unconscious anyway."

We're a big group, and we're filling the small dive bar in Bora Bora. We've been ...