Or worse, whatever I wrote about would come to fruition.Trust me, you don't want me to write a story about ordering #16 on the take-out menu on Friday the 16th.If I did, you'd be reading, or worse, experiencing, a fun-filled weekend with the porcelain bowl and your favorite brand of hiney-bumper tissue.And by the way, I just verified with a dictionary that I spelled "hiney" correctly and that according to the Urban Dictionary, it's correct. The sentence to go along with the word ...