"Another balloon animal! Can I have your nose?Are your feet really that big? Are your farts stinky like cheese?" they'd ask.Never was there a compliment or a question about his craft.

The truth was he wasn't very good at anything, even being a clown. Just like someone picking out a mug in one of those paint-it-yourself stores, you know, in their minds they're another Picasso or Rembrandt.However, in reality, the mug ends up looking like it was painted by one of the three ...