After a long nap aboard his private jet as it flew across the Atlantic, Malcolm the Magnificent checked in to the four-star hotel directly across the street from the Royal Stage.The view from his penthouse suite could not be beat. His name in lights so bright they could be seen from the international space station, as dictated by number one on his list of demands.Soon the world would have a view they wouldn't forget either- him, in big bold Technicolor beaming into living rooms ...