It felt like I was in Marathon Man and this lady was pulling a Laurence Olivier on me but then she added. 'We have governmental clearance for this procedure. There's no need for you to sign anything.' The assistants then strapped me to the bed...

'Like I said, there will be no surgical intervention. This is just protocol to deal with the light. Are you epileptic, Mr Sarpaulis?' She asked as the female assistant fitted the headgear on.

'No. I don't know.' She took a pocket ...