Emily was glad when Pam called her the next day to say she changed her mind about making ugly bridesmaid dresses.

“Sorry,” Pam said, “I don’t know what I was thinking. I feel like a bad person.”

“No, it’s okay,” Emily said, “You’re probably nervous before your big day.”

“It’s true, my hormones are driving me crazy. So, what are we doing for your birthday?”

“Uh...”

Emily had hardly given it much ...