There are two kinds of people in Chirtown: people with secrets and people who know how to keep secrets. This pleasure town's atmosphere is indescribable-and maybe that's why what happens in Chirtown stays in Chirtown.

It's not just a repurposing of an ancient Earth catchphrase, it's the absolute truth: even the author was unable to make anything meaningful of her scribbled notes about her visit. Ultimately, a stay in Chirtown is a highly-recommended once-in-a-lifetime ...