Can you believe this shit? Kid paid $14k for an ASTEROID. No one will visit his punk ass way out here. Serves the lonely idiot right.

~ virtual missive attached to seller's copy of Prowess's deed of sale

Pit woke up with a song in his head.

And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog,

All for me beer and tobacco,

For I spent all me tin on lassies drinkin' gin,

Across the Western ocean I must wander!

Over and over and ...