Ashley is waiting for me at the elevator when I return to my floor. "Sir, I've got you a coffee," she tells me. "I've also got you some papers that Mr Peters wants you to sign."

"Okay," I nod as I lead her towards my office.

"Sir," Ashley grins at me when we're alone in my office, "can I congratulate you on your promotion."

"Thank you, Ashley." She hands me the papers to sign.

"When will you be moving offices?" she asks.

"Tomorrow," I tell her. "You're ...