It's two am and Andrew has just text me.

Andrew: I don't think we'll make it to the bedroom tonight. I'm too horny. I want you now. Ready to turn in? x

I want to tell him I am, but Ali says I can't. Not yet.

"Please! You can't go. Not yet."

Clara: Sorry love, Ali says I can't leave. X

Andrew: Tell her I call dibs. X

Clara: I think she might have the prior claim... she's my Lil sis after all. X

I'm impressed at the state of my texts. I'm well ...