For the majority of the weekend, I stay out of Tallulah's way. The Stones are pretty strict so it's not like we're sharing a bedroom and their house is sort of on the large side, so we don't have to see much of each other if we don't want to.

It's not that I want to keep my distance. I don't. It's just that I'm convinced that if I spend time with her, she'll dump my arse quicker than a hot potato. When I get a call from the police that Roderick has been re-released on bail, I don't ...