I wake up to find Tallulah looking at me.

"Where's your favourite place in the whole world?" she asks as soon as she sees my eyes open.

"Good morning to you too," I joke, pushing up onto my elbows to kiss her briefly.

"I'm serious!" She's exasperated.

Laughing, I say, "right here with you."

The look she gives me is pure anger.

"Okay. Okay." I sigh. "Erm... anywhere with a beach."

"You couldn't be more specific?"

"Er... Italy is nice. ...