I'm now standing inside the Detective Chief Inspector's office with the other Detective Sergeants and Inspectors. Not really sure why we're waiting here, I twiddle my thumbs, while the boys gossip about their holidays.

Whoever told you guys don't gossip was lying.

The only difference between men and women is that women gossip about other people while men gossip about themselves.

I'm the youngest Detective Sergeant here and the only girl, but the boys always make me feel ...