RIVER.

“They’re all wonderful.” Daniel nodded in approval.

“Awesome! So, what clothes did catch your attention?” the lady asked.

“Everything.” Wesley crossed his arms. “We’ll take them all.”

Her eyes widened. “All of them?”

Wesley nodded and reached for his card, only for the rest of us to do the same. Fuck.

“Woah—I, uh…”

The poor woman looked utterly flustered as five black cards were thrust at her.

“Put your disgusting cards away. ...